May 2012
ooooohhh mY GOD SHUT UP
April 2012
xvxavier:
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
quagslre:
sometimes i think im ugly but then i remember all of those hot white girls holding up signs saying “youre beautiful” and remember im not (:
slowqueen:
remember no employee wants to be a squidward
I’m in the mood to list all the things that I don’t like.
porn site: are you over the age of eighteen?
fifteen year old: ...umm... yes *clicks yes*
porn site:
fifteen year old:
cop: *bust down the door* PUT THE PORN DOWN
fifteen year old: *starts crying*
cop: *pistol whips the fifteen year old* BUSTY ASIAN BABES? NOT ON MY WATCH
adamusprime:
there’s no logical reason for shorts to be the same price as pants
